Challenge Accepted.

i’m like 98% sure i’m lactose intolerant. went without dairy for a week, then i ate cheese and had regular milk with my cereal and my stomach is crrrRRRRyyYYyyinNNNng

THIS SUX CUZ I LUV CHOCOLATE AND CHEESE AND ABOVE ALL-ICE CREAM. WAHHH

owlcitee:

pitbullfan:

“youre gay? you dont look gay”

well shit wtf does a gay look like 

(Source: profoak, via laughbitches)

i will never forget this moment at the parade

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via the-eponine)

today i turned 22. yes that is a picture from tonight’s family dinner

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spoken-not-written:

themockingjayd12:

Merry Unbirthday, to you all!

Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation

PLOT TWIST: IT IS MY BIRTHDAY MUAHHAHAHA

(via laughbitches)

collegehumor:

Best Vines of May 2013 Compilation

We heard about all of these through the Vine-Vine. 

(Source: nsfw.tastefullyoffensive.com)

THE HOLLA COURSE

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stilldefending:

danieldempsey:

My dude straight loving him some nsync.

I DID NOT EXPECT THAT

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jtotheizzoe:

The chemical formulas of various substances used to mimic plant-based aromas and flavors. 

Tastes like science.

(Source: kilikilipowers)

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